How to Avoid 9 Painful Mistakes Women Make While Dating

Too many women defeat themselves with common dating mistakes. The relationship you want or sex you desire looks to be attainable with the cute guy in front of you, but then you make a careless error.

Sometimes you must actually do work to seduce a man or get his attention but there will be times when a guy already wants you. But then you mess things up!

If you might want a relationship with this guy then…

1.  Do not seem too slutterrific.

This depends upon your culture but in most places, you risk being seen as too easy if you do “the nasty” on the first meeting. And by the nasty, I mean making love. Except without love. And with more struggling to recall his first name.

This behavior will cause a lot of men  to conclude that you do the fun-naked-dance with any dude who politely asks for it.

Oh yes, don’t get too, um, exotic, right away. Again, this depends upon your culture, but if you give away all your feminine secrets on the first intimate encounter, a lot of guys will believe you have a general proclivity for perversity.

If you and he do in fact copulate, then you must convince him that this is an aberration. Normally, you wait until the third date to hold hands. But he is so masculine that you could not resist him and his manly manness of manitude.

NOTE: This will only work if can hold in your laughter while saying it.

2. Do not be too interested in his financial situation. Money is great but just as you are not desiring a man who only seems to like you for your appearance, most guys don’t want a girl who only wants him for his significant bank accounts.

3 . Do not be so talkative that he fantasizes of sudden death.

Engage in conversations. A conversation is defined as you speaking and then allowing him to react. Incessant yapping is snooze-worthy and it shows insecurity. A good conversation should be back and forth like ping-pong. Ping-pong. That’s a fun game.

4 . Do not be too unladylike.

Don’t belch then enthusiastically request a “high-five.”

Don’t tell stories of your sexual conquests.

Don’t discuss any activities that begin or end in the toilet.

5.  Do not be overly offensive. This includes ridiculing the obese, the elderly and men who own small dogs. Wait until after the relationship has begun so you can establish which groups you both agree are worthless to society.

6. Do not aggressively seek relationship activities like him answering your text messages right away or demanding that he see you 12 times a week or purchasing a sofa-bed for his apartment because you’ve invited your mother to stay over this summer.

7 .  Do not let him know your life is a giant mess and you can’t handle normal people-things such as getting to work on-time while also being un-drunk.

8.  Do not unload all your drama on him. Most guys are tired by your boring tales of drama. You haven’t earned the right to bore him with your pointless stories until you’ve done the nasty. Haha. 🙂

And

9 . Do not talk too much about your ex. Obviously. While on a date, never reminisce about the time your ex-boyfriend inspired you to 48 hours of sexual climax.

And never show off the engagement ring your ex bought for you that you still wear, but not for emotional reasons — you’re totally over him. You wear it because it costs as much as a luxury airliner. And when you ask your date to talk more about himself,before he can answer, you interrupt him with a thunderous belch.

Avoid those mistakes and you will succeed more often!

AUTHOR BIO: HogWild is a top rated Dating Coach with helpful + hilarious professional dating advice videos on his web site.